Y'know how the Hot New Thing is offering different levels of album package/download, like Nine Inch Nails did last year? So there's the pay-what-you-want basic download, the luxury box-set, the even more luxury box-set, and so on?Well, former NIN drummer Josh Freese is spoofing the idea with his new album, which starts at $7 for the download and videos, and rises through 11 levels.So the $1,000 package includes him washing your car or doing your laundry, the $5,000 package involves him giving you a private tour of Disneyland, and for $75,000 he'll join your band for a month, give you a flying trapeze lesson, and show you the ropes in Tijuana.The full list is after the jump below – presumably Trent Reznor will get the joke…$7* Digital download of Since 1972, including 3 videos$15* CD/DVD double-disc set* Digital download$50* CD/DVD double-disc set* T-shirt* “Thank you” phone call from Josh for buying Since 1972. You can tell him what you like about the record that you purchased, or what you thought sucked. Ask whatever you want, like “Is Maynard really THAT weird?” or “Which one of Sting’s mansions has the comfiest beds?” or “Are Devo really suburban robots that monitor reality [...]

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