Sorry, we’ve turned into Heat magazine for the final story today. The Telegraph is reporting that actress Jennifer Aniston has split (again!) from musician John Mayer – and it’s all Twitter’s fault. Well, sort of. “Jen was fuming,” a friend tells the newspaper. “There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates. Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like `He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?” For shame.