It’s fair to say that Eminem’s new album Relapse is getting mixed reviews, but they look positively glowing next to the first critical appraisal of the spin-off iPhone game. Also called Relapse, it sees players taking on the role of Eminem’s alter-ego Marshall Mathers, beating the bejaysus out of hordes of zombies. “A broken, unplayable mess that’s a straight jack move on Em’s unsuspecting fans,” says iPhone games site Slide To Play. “His music, which should be an obvious inclusion in a tie-in game, is absent, as is any regard for the fans getting burned by buying this garbage”. Ouch!