This is wonderfully, endearingly, riotously ludicrous. It’s an outdoor (OUTDOOR!) DJ table (DJ TABLE!!) that is solar-powered (SOLAR-POWERED!!!). It’s called Fono and is not to be confused with Pono as no one wants to have the mental image of a shirtless Neil Young “dropping” some dubsetp “bangers” for a crowd of ravers by a villa pool in Ibiza. Has anyone thought through what happens when it’s nighttime? Anyway, that’s not all. It’s yours to buy. For €18,500. Eighteen. And. A. Half. Thousand. Euros. Incredible.
Buy a solar-powered DJ table if you are, literally, made of money
